I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
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