Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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