Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
It's shark week go big or go home
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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