is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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