where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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