and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Randomize
