he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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