i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
