I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Randomize
