the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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