There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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