Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Randomize