ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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