how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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