Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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