real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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