Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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