Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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