i barfeds in our rink
i just had sex bonerless
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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