The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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