the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
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