He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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