Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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