Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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