you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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