Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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