Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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