Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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