I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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