2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
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You. Win. At. Life.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
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