Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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