it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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