I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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