kristin has been a bad kristin
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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