Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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