i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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