We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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