David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
Randomize
