She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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