Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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