You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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