remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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