Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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