and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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