This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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