I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Boobs speak an international language.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Just high enough for therapy.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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