my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
