ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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