Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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