She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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