Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
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