You don't have asthma, your pregnant
id be glad to
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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