apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize
