Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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