i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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