You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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