I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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