It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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