so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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