I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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